OCTOBER 15, 1993 GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE

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THE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS SociaL LIFE ETHAN GREEN...

AUSE #1: LINE PRESSURE;

WATERFALLS

WANAWAWA

Perhaps IF I DID A LITTLE RAINDANCE...

You GIRLS QUIT

GOSSIPINGI GOTTA

WIZ AAAY MAYBE

YOU'D LIKE TO

RUNNING

FAWCETS,

SWIFT MOUN

TAIN STREAMS

READ A

STORY

WHILE

YOU'RE

AT IT

CAUSE #2;

TALKATIVE FELLOW PEE -ERS. YESIREE Bob! ROSS PEROT 'LL BREAK THAT LOG JAM DOWN THAR IN WARSHINGTON!CAUSE HE'S GOT THE KNOW HOW, AN'HE UNDERSTANDS TH' LITTLE GUY! He's a SHARP. WAZA SHOOTER WHO'LL TALK STRAIGHT AND KNOW WHAT HE'LL SAY WHEN HE DOES ? WELLSIR,HE

MA TANTE

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SAY WE GOTTA BREAK THAT LOGJAM DOWN THAR INWARSHING

TON AND THAT

HE'S GOT

THE KNOW

HOW

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THE ETHAN GREEN GUIDE To: Pee Shyness...

CAUSE #3;

RUNNING INTO SOMEONE YOU KNOW;

་་ MARY' "" I said, "THERE ARE CERTAIN SHADES OF LIMELIGHT THAT CAN RUIN A GIRL'S COMPLEXION... Well ETHAN, You SHOULD HAVE SEEN HER FACE... "LOOK HERE MISS POISON THANG," SHE hissed... Well You

Can Just bet She... ...2nd Then She... Where apon She and

CAUSE #4;

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